I'd like to be able to enlighten you all, but I was at home at the time, scoffing down a bowl of curried cabbage while watching my protoge, Mr Methane, on TV.  I did, however, peel off a ripe one later that evening, which may or may not have been responsible for the pungent whiff in the air that night... but I doubt the dark greenish/brownish goo was mine. 

After a rather unfortunate accident some years ago that ruined my best pair of blue suede shoes - not to mention my best pair of flared leather pants because is was more than ankle deep - I ensure all the water is drained off the boiled cabbage to ensure absolutely dry farts. So if there was a greenish brown goo that night, I'd say there is somebody going around impersonating me... somebody who may have learned the secret of curried cabbabge.... but not how to control their sphincter.

Yup, if I catch who ever had the cahoneys to impersonate me with wet starkerbarks that leave a greenish brown residue, I'll be sure to blast 'em to the back of beyond the arse end of no place at all.  Anyone who dares to peel off a wet one because they have no sphincter control has no business whatsoever eating curried cabbage,,, much less dropping curried cabbage guffs.

It mightn't be treason exactly, but not far off.  In any event, it's sacrilege and is punishable by execution by starkerbark.

Typical of government... the cheapskate bastards.  Now if they'd gone with the better quality, $2.01 duranium hydramyelidenum, that wouldn't have happened... though I doubt the ultra starkerbark was responsible for disintegrating the stocks.  More likely it was all the politicians who had turned up to see what public monies were being spent on.... all that hot air and political guff is the probable cause, but no doubt starkerbarks will get the blame and there'll be all sorts of senate inquiries into whether or not they can ban curried cabbage... take it off the public menu.

Damned government... always interfering in stuff, but it'll be a cold day in Hell before I give up curried cabbage.

It won't inconvenience me none... I grow my own cabbages and they're immune to the current blight... he,he, because no self-respecting blight is gonna come around here with rampant barks being peeled off at regular intervals.

As for the downturn in curry powder sales, well I got no worries there, either,  Got a stockpile that'd last a couple of years or more, so I'm gonna be munching curried cabbage in spite of their bio-weapon.

So much for the best laid plans of mice and men, eh!

Just cruisin' along lookin' for people. Even the crickets are silent. Armaggedon must've happened and I missed it. Boogers!

Gonna have to fix the lock/on off reboot buttons...maybe moving the apices of the tan/green triangles right and left respectively?

start buttons are a byotch.... needs to be a cabbage maybe? With a toxic green/orange steam animation?

I'm happy to see you working on this, my friend! Contact me anytime if you run into problems

Not really 'that' far along. But getting there. Thanks.

^ What he said! 

Thanks y'all, but I'm flying blind here.

My ex once convinced me I could replace a broken heater coil in our clothes dryer. Every one said it was easy-peasy. No one bothered to tell me you had to take the entire machine apart to get to the freaking coil. I did it though. I got to it. I replaced it..and then proceeded to put the entire machine back together. When I was done, I had a box of what I like to call non-essential parts. Notice that I did not call them extra parts. I call them non-essential because the dang thing started and ran for another two years with no problems.

I kinda feel that way with the blind. I'm going through the motions and so far it looks okay on MY PC. But when it's done, I don't know what the hell I'm gonna have to show for it.

I think Helen Keller would have more confidence with a Rubiks Cube. But I'm tryin.

I got you on messenger.

I have faith in you Po...you are one of the best there is. And judging from what I've seen so far...AWESOME!!