Just wanted to take a few seconds and remind any and all citizens that are leaving the country because they can't stomach the fact the George W. Bush was reelected (that's right - RE-ELECTED, not re-selected, not selected, but re-elected, as in he won twice!!!) that they have one important piece of business to accomplish on the way out of town: RENOUNCE YOUR CITIZENSHIP.
If folks want to leave the country, that's fine. Please feel free to find a suitable country of your choosing and go through the process to become a legal resident there. Canada is still happy to accept a lot more citizens, France may be interested, and other countries may be as well. Please find one that you like, and go become a citizen there.
Be sure to take a snotty "my former citizens are all idiots" attitude with you, as it will be required when you want to fit in the with America/USA haters in the rest of the world. You know that Jacques Chirac and friends may very well demand you to become a propaganda tool that they can use to help denounce the U.S. when they next want to disagree with our policies and preach to us about how wrong we are and how right the U.N., Kofi Annan and the rest of the corrupt intelligentsia is. So, just make it easy on everyone, renounce your citizenship on the way out and be sure never to participate in another U.S. election again.
Don't come back 3 or 4 years out and cheer and gloat as you help to push your "winning" plan on us with some ultra liberal candidate that has cures for all of what ails us. You'll have given up your rights (as you should) to tell us poor rednecks that stayed who we should elect, and we won't want to have to hear from you again. Remember, freedom of speech applies to U.S. citizens, not people that bash from afar.
