Having to come back to work! 
Nah my work is great and I'm happy I still have a job.
My wife and I were on our way to town this morning. We had a near miss with someone who decided that their car can fit wherever they choose. It was a good thing my wife was slowing down and not speeding up or else our few inches miss would have changed the start to our day. Then a little while later this car revealed itself as a lane hopper. These people really irritate me and are quite frankly dangerous. It was funny though that at our turn off, a couple miles later, we were right next to ms. lane hopper.
I resisted the urge of telling them they're number one or other similar gesture.