You earthly time was spent Feeding millions with a few hot dog scraps
Your throne is fashioned from thorns and human femurs, surrounded by writhing, howling servants, with a footstool of souls on the sizzling shores of the Lake of Fire
You wear Golden, breathtaking robes, girded in the middle with silver chains
Your Godly superpower is The knowledge of and answer to all questions
Apparantly I live in Hell, but I know everything....sounds familiar.