Day 5..... still not king...
OK...for those who don't get it....
THE SECRET DIARY OF ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN
Day One:
Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good.
Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
Still not King.
Day Four:
Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying.
Not King yet.
Day Six:
Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!
Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
Still not King.
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Supposed to be 37 or 9 ....don't really care anymore....
Didn't go cycling...got side-tracked with WC stuff.
The fun's gone out of it [the weather]....time to change it, m'kay, God?