JUST when you thought it was safe to go back into a bookshop, Rebecca Loos has announced she is penning her first book.
The Sleazy Senorita has announced she is working on a Bridget Jones's Diary-style novel.
What next, a film of her life story called Bend It Like Bacon?
The former PA, pork pleasurer, alleged lover of David Beckham and sex text expert chillingly confessed: "I am going to write a book.
"Not about the whole David thing, not about me at all actually.
"A fictional, diary style, Bridget Jones sort of thing - only much sexier.
"I've always loved writing. My grandfather was a writer and I've had the idea for a while. I'm in the position to do it now so I really want to get on and do it.
"I think it gives me a chance to really surprise everyone. I wanted to keep it a secret until it was all signed and sealed but there you go."
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