I ate a little Chinese for dinner tonight,.................................. Then I sent her Home!
Arroz que carne hay (roughly translated "need rice for that meat", sounds better in Spanish)
I saw a couple of flakes out of my windows...........and it was snowing as well.
I guess I am having a "senior moment" I do not get it.
This one IO get , good one docG
14,000 battered women in La Plata county.......... and all this time I've been eating mine raw.
You don't have to be crazy to be my friend...... but it sure helps!
If ignorance is bliss...... then Liberals are in a constant state of euphoria.
A woman is like a roll of toilet paper...getting that first piece can take some work but after that it's easy.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Come on I said jokes not triths!!!!! sheeeeeshhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
hahahahahahah
What no one liked mine???? huh?????
hehe was it battered?
Puerto Ricans like rice, the women got all the meat?
OK fine. Try this one
"Girl you must be tired, cause you been running thru my head all day!
Sure! But I thought you wanted more!
I tried yours - that is when my wife gave me the black eye.
Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 heh heh
OUCHIE!!!!
You are unique, just like everybody else.
That's one of my favorites
OOOOO I never heard thaT ONE!
either that or invest in swimming nose plugs hahahahahhahahahaha
how you feeling sweetheart?
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