psychoak, remember one ststement. "Don't argue with a fool as others might not be able to tell the difference..."
Your statements are sound, but I see your IQ dropping with each rebuttal.
I'm just saying, don't let yourself get dragged down!!!
I can't help myself, arguing with retards is the only thing that keeps me living. I'd go emo and slash my wrists without such entertainment!
As an aside, based on the posts I keep seeing, I feel compelled to clarify that the above statement is not serious. If you all stop posting this idiocy, I wont actually kill myself. However, my I.Q. probably is dropping from this so perhaps that might change eventually.
On to the paradox of an utter moron that can somehow argue copyright law logically.
Really - Oh, and all the kind things you said about my logical persuasiveness when I agreed with you - I'm hurt, I really really am.
No, No, wait a second . . . Nope, actually, turns out I'm not.
It's a mystery to me. If your USPS snafu had been your first post here on these forums, I'd have decided you had the I.Q. of a retarded gnat, severe reading comprehension flaws, no arithmatic skills at all, and years of brainwashing by equally stupid people. Without your political posts, just going by your copyright law arguments, I'd have assumed you were relatively intelligent. It's a simplistic issue and doesn't require a genius to understand of course, but the ability to read, and grasp what you're reading at least says something.
My current hypothesis is that you're just severely brainwashed, unable to see beyond the cages of your royally fucked up mind, and can only logically argue that which you haven't already been fed illogical conclusions in advance.
Wow - and all these years I assumed that I had to deal with spammers because email was cheap and easy for them to send through - but I should be *thanking* spammers, because thats what *makes* email cheap and easy!
Well, at least now I know exact where Psychoak has been getting the drugs he's on - it's G3n1rIk V1@GR@, which he buys out of gratitude for spammers making e-mail efficient!
Or - wait, I have another idea, and I'm just spitballing on this - is it possible mass mailing uses the U.S.P.S. because it's actually a quite cheap and efficient way for large amounts of mail to be sent from one party to another?
Ok, second try. IT'S ILLEGAL YOU FUCKTARD. 
Take what you've done with copyright law, study the fucking subject. Your argument is fucking worthless because one fifty pound box costs as much to ship as thousands of leaflets, and is a single item to those thousands. The USPS is the only cheap letter carrier because it's ILLEGAL for anyone else to do so.
The USPS delivered, in 2006, 29 & 1/2 times the total volume of the top three private firms combined, for 64.6% of their total cost. Lets be pessimistic and add in a in a five billion dollar shortfall that I'm paying an extra $14.30 a year in taxes for, and it comes to 68% of the cost.
So, by paying a cost of slightly under three package deliveries from the nearest competitor in my taxes, I get access to a service that deliveries packages for 4338% of their package/revenue efficiency.
Wow - that hurts almost as much as being called a moron in the best possible way. Not quite as much, but, really nearly almost as much!
Just how many anomalies do you have to pickup before you hit 4338% efficiency anyway? Come to think of it, I didn't even know they had survey modules on postal delivery trucks - must be what the extra 5bc pays for.
I will now accomplish a great feat. I will make this simple enough that a two year old can figure it out. How many grains of sand can you carry in a quart jar? How many quart jars can you fit in a quart jar? Do you think that maybe if they used actual volume, instead of the number of items, there might be a drastic difference in the amount shipped when comparing sheets of paper to a fucking box?
You're shitting me right? You don't actually believe this and you're bored out of your fucking skull, right? Please say yes, because I'm pretty sure I've never met anyone this stupid, and it's a scary thought that you can type and study law with such a handicap. Hell, it's a scary thought that you can survive eating. OH SHIT, I ACCIDENTALLY ATE MY FORK AGAIN!
So, your complaint here is:
a.) that they are bound by law (I'm unfamiliar with it, but will grant it for purposes of argument) to not drop below a price that the cheapest competitor is over by a factor 166%, which you claim the U.S.P.S. is no more than 50% of? Because, this is an argument that in some way could be worked out to be in your favor, if only I were imaginative enough. Somehow.
And
b.) that the U.S.P.S, unlike every other company in the world, has an established infrastructure that they have developed over time - that they don't let their competitors use? Forgive me if I'm wrong - but is Fedex allowed to pick stuff up and drop it into the UPS drop off points or vice versa?
Gee, if only the resources developed at public expense could be used for free by private companies for their profit, they would be just as efficient as the Postal Service. And I thought you didn't believe in socialism - you're just fine with companies and stockholders getting money from the public dole - it's just people benefiting from the government you hate.
Well, that answers that question, you didn't read it. Could you at least go to their websites and calculate package shipping costs and compare equal services? You'll find that for a two day delivery on that letter, UPS is cheaper.
First, laziness in not looking it up yourself aside, how does this not work out in my favor? UPS and FedEx are prohibited by law from shipping half pound letters in most cases. You know what they're allowed to do? Second day air and faster. You know what USPS does? Express mail and slower, at equivalent prices to second day air, with a guaranteed arrival date one day later. Wow, they don't have comparable prices because they aren't allowed to compete with USPS for the snailmail letter carrier badge! Maybe if USPS offered same day delivery, they'd have $70 shipping plans too! Maybe if UPS was allowed to take two weeks to deliver a letter, they'd send it for fifty cents?
Second, the almighty mailbox, sanctuary of USPS delivered mail. Who buys your mailbox? Who puts it up? Who replaces it when some shittard runs it over or throws a brick at it?
Now, do you really want to be a fucking dumbass and compare your mailbox, that you purchase and maintain yourself, but can't recieve mail from other carriers in, to a store location owned by a private company? It's either hypocracy or stupidity to the extreme, and I can't figure out which. My fucking mailbox should be my own goddamned property and I should be able to give access to whoever the fuck I want to. Instead, it's a fucking felony if UPS opens it and puts a package inside. This should answer your claims that I'm socialist and want to give USPS resources to UPS and FedEx, but if it doesn't let me know and I'll cuss you out again.
Well, gee, knowing how you hate those 'objective' things like facts and figures, I
would go find something where libertarians 'proved' how inefficient the U.S.P.S. is that completely ignored all that annoying 'reality based' stuff in favor of something 'truthy', but those commie pinko liberals Fortune magazine printed out this beautiful chart that shows the exact figures that one could use for, say, a direct comparison between the four largest package delivery services in the world, and you know how
sensitive they are - so instead I'll work with those.
Jonnan
Would it help if I begged? Please tell me you're not this dumb. It's going to give me nightmares. Next I'll be debating primordial goo like they did in ST:TNG!
Um... if I disappear, I was banned, for cause, lots of cause... So many rules to disregard, so little time...