A College professor was doing a study testing the senses of
first graders.
Using a bowl of lifesavers, he gave all the children the same
kind of lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by
color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
Finally the professor gave them all a honey lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and
yelled:
Oh My God!!!! They're assholes! "
