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Wanted For Treason

October 16, 2004 6:06:30 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Notice: For immediate Release to all GOP field offices
The following individuals are considered liberal and dangerous and wanted for treason. Use all necessary force when dealing with these individuals. They are known to think on their own and have ideas contrary to the current administration. A $1,000,000 bounty is being rewarded to any high-minded republican who find and captures any of these individuals, and brings their bodies, dead or alive, into the nearest GOP field office.

SANDY2*
Myrrander*
dabe
blogic*
stevendedalus
WiseFawn
John F. Kerry **

* It is preferred these individuals be brought in a tranquilized or no longer living state
** This individual is a US senator, and as such must be presented alive.

Thank you for your cooperation,

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Myrrander
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Reply #1 October 16, 2004 6:11:12 PM
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If I turn myself in, do I get the million? Very humorous *grin*
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Reply #2 October 16, 2004 6:12:59 PM
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If I turn myself in, do I get the million? Very humorous *grin*


GOP headquarters has responded that since you are not a "High-minded" republican you do not qualify for the million. Sorry myrrander.
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Myrrander
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Reply #3 October 16, 2004 6:15:13 PM
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dang -- they're just mad that I told Bob Dole I was gonna vote for him in '96 just to get an autograph (and then I voted for Clinton)
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voodoostation
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Reply #4 October 16, 2004 6:54:33 PM
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If I refused to bring in WiseFawn, would it really be a crime?
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Reply #5 October 16, 2004 6:57:11 PM
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Don't worry. With all the dead people that are voting for Kerry (and all the Democrats ensuring that no military vote counts), he'll win and be able to bring prosperity to the nation by rolling back taxes to the point that all the evil bad Republicans leave to a freer (i.e. EVIL) nation.


As the Democrat saying goes: "The Republicans are the Man, but the Democrats aren't, even if we've been part of the government much longer than the Republicans and are just as corrupt, because we know that the enemy of our enemy is always our friend, and it's just impossible to have two enemies."

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CraigAlan
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Reply #6 October 16, 2004 6:59:04 PM
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Great, great post. I'd add my name to that list, but I'm sorta new here and haven't really spoken up. Yet.
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Grim Xiozan
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Reply #7 October 16, 2004 7:23:56 PM
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Wanted for Crimes Against Sanity:

"Death Hand" Grim X





- "Death Hand" Grim
Wanted Dead or not Alive!
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Myrrander
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Reply #8 October 16, 2004 8:24:24 PM
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Be careful, Sandy, they might start calling us "The Coalition of the Treasonous"

Vote High Crimes/Misdemeanors '04
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