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Why I Should Be President

April 23, 2008 1:12:43 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums

I've never been to law school.

I actually work for a living.

I don't believe a chicken in every pot is near as good as a beer in every fridge.

If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.

 

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MasonM
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Reply #1 April 23, 2008 1:14:02 AM
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If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.


But what will we do without Microsoft? I don't think you've truly seen the ramifications of sending the entire Personal Computer industry overseas.
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Reply #2 April 23, 2008 6:56:41 AM
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The first platform I can get behind fully!

Mason for President! Common sense in government! (plus the beer in the fridge. )
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Reply #3 April 23, 2008 10:03:43 AM
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But what will we do without Microsoft? I don't think you've truly seen the ramifications of sending the entire Personal Computer industry overseas.


LOL

Mason for President! Common sense in government! (plus the beer in the fridge. )


LOL
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Reply #4 April 23, 2008 1:57:04 PM
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I like all 4 things you said, but I have to penalize you for number 2 (and my reasoning may be number 2 ).

I know it's not your fault but your truck is broke down too much. With a record like that how can I be sure all the asshats will be gone?

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Reply #5 April 23, 2008 3:00:02 PM
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I'd vote except for #4.

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Reply #6 April 23, 2008 4:18:35 PM
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beer in every fridge.


Beer, ew...gross!
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Reply #7 April 23, 2008 5:34:10 PM
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Beer, ew...gross!


You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.
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Reply #8 April 23, 2008 6:38:20 PM
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You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.


Yay more beer for us!
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Reply #9 April 23, 2008 6:53:34 PM
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But if you one, you'd continue to want to work for a living and we can't have that in a president!! ;~D

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Reply #10 April 23, 2008 7:42:02 PM
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You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.


And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.
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Reply #11 April 23, 2008 10:25:34 PM
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Well, ok, I admit that that I would have to actually give up working for a living, and of course those who don't care for beer would be given alternative options such as wine or Pepsi, but all the PC asshats still have to go.
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Reply #12 April 23, 2008 10:37:34 PM
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Well, ok, I admit that that I would have to actually give up working for a living, and of course those who don't care for beer would be given alternative options such as wine or Pepsi, but all the PC asshats still have to go.


I'll drink to that!
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Reply #13 April 24, 2008 6:48:50 AM
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And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.


Like AD says, that is more for the rest of us!

CedarBird for Surgeon General (we dont want a doctor to drink beer, now do we?)
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Reply #14 April 24, 2008 7:23:00 AM
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Cedarbird:
And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.


I agree. I always wondered why people want to drink something infected by yeast. ;~D
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Reply #15 April 24, 2008 8:39:18 AM
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but all the PC asshats still have to go.


Again, I declare, stop getting rid of essential American industries! You want China to take over our computers, too?
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Reply #16 April 24, 2008 8:55:38 AM
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but all the PC asshats still have to go.


I thought he was just into MAC. ;~D
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Reply #17 April 24, 2008 8:59:59 AM
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I thought he was just into MAC. ;~D


Nah, his first executive order will be to outlaw Microsoft products and convert us all to Linux.
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Reply #18 April 24, 2008 5:05:24 PM
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Do you eat bread? How about live bacteria in your yogurt? What about the mold in your bleu and gorgonzola cheese?


Mmm, yeast and bacteria... not so keen on the mold though.
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Reply #19 April 24, 2008 5:06:13 PM
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What about the mold in your bleu and gorgonzola cheese?


I don't like cheese, either.
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Reply #20 April 24, 2008 5:31:48 PM
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Do you eat bread? How about live bacteria in your yogurt? What about the mold in your bleu and gorgonzola cheese?


Yup, but kill that infection first! :~D
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Reply #21 April 24, 2008 6:32:55 PM
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I don't like cheese, either.


YOu poor deprived soul.
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Reply #22 April 24, 2008 6:48:03 PM
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YOu poor deprived soul.


I get that a lot.


You know what's really sad? I worked so very, very hard on my reasons for why I should be the president, and I get almost nothing. *sniff* nobody loves me...

But this one is so funny, I can't really blame people for reading it.
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Reply #23 April 24, 2008 7:16:58 PM
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You know what's really sad? I worked so very, very hard on my reasons for why I should be the president, and I get almost nothing. *sniff* nobody loves me...

People always ignore the best candidates, CB. Of course, while I'm kinda talking about you I'm mainly meaning myself.

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Reply #24 April 24, 2008 7:46:33 PM
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People always ignore the best candidates, CB. Of course, while I'm kinda talking about you I'm mainly meaning myself.


hahaha, ain't that the truth.
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Reply #25 April 25, 2008 7:21:39 AM
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People always ignore the best candidates, CB


Here here! Besides, with the lot we have to chose from this year, we got to find some way to laugh.
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