i'm sorry to say but, i'm pretty disturbed by this posted reply by kyro.

think here for a second. if you add space pony and a feta cheese together there are few explanation that goes with kyro's qoute.

1.) space pony and cheese could be half robot wich goes well with the pony and the cheese i would say maybe a deform biological entity. so the answer to the first one is that it's an experiemental cyborg from hell with bunny toof.

2.) the second one that i had in mind is that it could be a virus that evolved itself through the advance technology that the vasari had discovered.

so if you put space poney and feta cheese together you get half bio and half space pony unit  

In the intro video they show a Vasari "transport lab" my guess is something along the lines of Stephen King's the Mist, hyper-dimensional beings.

Their wives..

They are running aways from their childrens, very, very hungry childrens.

1000's of years after Warcrfat fell into the hands of 12 year olds, the Lich King fianly said "You know what? F**k this shit!" And decided to get away from the noobs and kids by going interstellar.

Now we know where all those "space ponies" came from ...

house of leaves, obviously. Gimme that cookie.

Anyway, I prefer to think of the Vasari's doom as something impersonal, like the nanotech cloud, the expanding time-space singularity or something similar. The "über race" theory is just so mundane, so boring.

Herpes........

potatoes enhanced by nanites to overpower all other food sources

maybe being chased by their unfinished essays on how to be polite to other races and being kind in general

i can only think on thoose things in theory it can work

If it hasn't been said already,

...Richard Simmons.

...either him or Techno-Viking.

I could have sworn I had already posted in this thread, but it was another thread relating to the same thing.