seeing as I had the only pair of shoes.
So you were poor?? Well we were so poor the first thing laundered was the toilet paper, and even our tinned food was grown in the back yard cos we couldn't afford the supermarket stuff.
And toys??? We had no toys... had to put our hands in our pockets so we could at least play pocket billiards.
At X-mas time, we had no tree decorations... couldn't afford 'em. Instead we had to get grandpa to sneeze on it.... that's when we had a tree... most years all we had was the memory of one we'd seen from outside a store (couldn't afford to go in).
Worse still, when the nothing we had got repossessed, they wouldn't even let us walk past the store cos we were so poor. Then all we had were the distant memories of the nothing we had and cherished because it was better than something else.
Things eventually got better... about fifty years later... and with a lot of hard work we got the nothing we had back. Trouble is, we're fifty years closer to that something else, and then we'll be back to having less than nothing again.