(Disclaimer: The "Adult Content" is because I have included the words (avert your eyes little ones... ), Fuck and Penis. If you are looking for sordid sexual stories... this is DEFINATELY the wrong place to look! Can I swear in a Blog without the Adult Content thing???)
OK...
I am rather aware that my little corner of the Internet that nobody reads, has become my venting ground for all the things I hate in life...
1. My Girlfriend - The creature who will suck the will to live out of any human (don't ask!),
2. My Job - The job that will suck the will to live out of any human.
Not necessarly in that order! So, in order to improve the mood, the Feng Shui if you will, this will be an even tempered, happy Blog about the things I do like...
1. Money - If anyone tells you different, they are lying! True, it's not the most important thing in the world, but sure as fuck, it helps!
2. Cars - Probably compensating for my small penis...
3. Planes - What little boy doesn't like aircraft?
4. Girls - Enough said really!
5. Love - Love is a good back scratch and a head massage... then another back scratch! Ohhh... and a Blowjob!
See... i'm a simple guy, really! Does anyone know a Rich, Female, Nympho Pilot with a Ferrari... nah, me neither!
Cosmos!
