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A$$hats, what do they mean to you?

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August 24, 2004 8:47:42 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Asshats, where would we be without them? They give us a chance to wage vicious flame wars, or rant ungodly rants against them in our blogs. Good classic style american fun all around. But today's blog is something a little different. Today I want you to think about what asshats mean to you.

You may not call them asshats; one of my favorite replacements is the everpopular assclown, as in the Office Space Michael Bolton scene.Link As I am a blatant points whore (a special subcategory of asshat.) please feel free to share your favorite replacement words, your favorite asshats, and what they mean to you, flame wars are optional, but for gods sake, please do not turn my blog into a political yelling match....that is a form of asshattery in which the loudest person wins, but no one is convinced to change their minds.

This paragraph may be of some help.
Definitions:
asshat - One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

asshat - One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.

You know, a moron.

Scrappy Doo is one of the few existing examples of an animated asshat.

Asshat - 1. A hat worn by a drunken fool, or ass.

2. A foolish person, as one who would wear an asshat.


ex. 1. At the party, Jon made a fool of himself when he donned his asshat, the lampshade.

2. By bothering everyone at work, that asshat has made a real fool of himself.

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And some special pictures, not for the weak of heart...or gut, you'll bust it laughing....
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Reply #1 August 24, 2004 9:01:12 PM
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My friends and i play a drinking game called "drunken asshat"... It's quite fun!
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Reply #2 August 24, 2004 9:07:35 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good post. Can't look at the pictures because I'm on a work computer but I'm sure they are just as funny!

Man, do we have some asshats around here, though. Makes me wish I could put on a Reebok #56 and troll the halls on Terry Tate duty...
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Reply #3 August 24, 2004 9:19:13 PM
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Crap! I forgot to add my terms that are similar to asshat!

jack-about
dumbass (pronounced doo-mahss)
18-baby
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Reply #4 August 24, 2004 9:36:06 PM
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I'm still a fan of Uncle Fucker.
Maggot
and a few other choice ones.
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Reply #5 August 24, 2004 9:41:39 PM
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Shitbird! (learned this one from a Marine when I was a student - the visual alone is priceless)

Dirtbag! (my clean version of shitbird - I can say it to students without using language that's too harsh)

Wanker! (I don't use it, but it's funny)
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Reply #6 August 24, 2004 9:41:49 PM
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Uncle Fucker


*singing* You're a boner-biting bastard Uncle Fucker!




*hangs head in shame for being such a naughty person*
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Reply #7 August 25, 2004 3:13:45 AM
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Hmm I wondered what Asshat meant, although via context I knew it was a insult.
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Reply #8 August 25, 2004 7:21:26 AM
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*laughs out very loud*

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Reply #9 August 25, 2004 10:17:20 AM
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Wanker! (I don't use it, but it's funny)


Toerag! (another I don't use, but I think it's a funny word that works)
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Reply #10 August 25, 2004 5:46:05 PM
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Great, although somewhat shocked by the naughty wahine.....,but nobody listed their favorite asshat type people???
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Reply #11 August 25, 2004 5:55:35 PM
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I don't think you want to go there! It is the kind of trolling thing only an asshat would do!
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Reply #12 August 25, 2004 7:04:42 PM
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"Secretary of State Collin Powell was quoth in early 2002 as saying the following at a State Dinner: (in regards to Usama bin Laden) “We have not yet found that asshat [bin Laden], but we’re sure as hell trying.”
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Reply #13 August 25, 2004 7:41:44 PM
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OK, you asked for it:

a) My next door neighbor. He has big ears and looks like an ape. He did not deploy to Iraq with his unit because he has two numb toes and is riding a profile. However, he plays basketball in the street most every day. He gets off work by noon several times a week. He screams obsenities at his small children if they "are wasteful" and do not finish a food item (an apple, for example). The last time he was in the field for training some guys in his company hid all his gear from him and laughed at him. He has been a specialist for around six years now and is not currently promotable but still holds his rank over my husband (who is now also a SPC). Lazy, incompetent asshat.

My redneck uncle. He is a talented artist and a genius mechanic, but can never hold a job for more than 6 months without deciding to runaway and drink for weeks at a time. During said drinking binges, he gives no notice to employers or family members of his intentions and will generally return 2 - 4 weeks later to request another chance. He cannot stay married and has not seen his children (now adults and asshats in their own right) since they were "knee high to a grasshopper". Besides being generally creepy, he is a leech on the ass of humanity and keeps requesting money and lodging from my widowed grandfather and my parents, among others. Drunk asshat.

c) The girl who took my order at Taco Bell today. I ordered a burrito and a crunchy taco with beans instead of beef (I know, I really should have just ordered one thing) and was snippy. When I got home with my little plastic baggie I discovered that the princess of refried beans had shorted me my crunchy taco, which I had been looking forward to the whole way home. Fastfood asshat.

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Reply #14 August 25, 2004 8:14:15 PM
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The most commonly used term for an "asshat" among truckers (myself included) is Crackerhead. Just has a nice ring to it.
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Reply #15 August 25, 2004 9:42:52 PM
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leech on the ass of humanity


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ahhhh......precisely.
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