Ok, so if you've already read Texas Wahine's blog on her top ten recommened ways to become popular, then you're probably better off. lol. Her's is more related on the subject of how to be popular on JU. But mine is just in general. So here we go.....
1.) Sitting on your computer basically 24/7/365 and doing nothing but going to websites such as cartoonnetwork.com. You're usually on this thing for around ahh lets say close to 3 or 4 in the morning. You don't know what you are doing, and have no clue where you are at this time. So finally you either fall asleep infront of the computer or actually sleep walk upstairs and somehow manage to find your room let alone the bed.
2.) Going to school and making friends with the losers. Making friends with these guys will surely make you a total loser. This means you sit with them at lunch, you talk to them in the hallway and occasionally call them on the phone just to chat loser style. Even liking one of them might just make you a loser.
3.) Going to school and not caring what anybody thinks about you. When I say this I mean, who your friends are, what you look like, how you dress(unless it's something "skanky"), what music you listen to, what hairstyle you have, what shoes you wear, brand name clothes, and so on and so forth.
4.) Playing on the highschool soccer team. Most people at most highschools consider the people on the soccer teams to be losers. Of coures sometimes you get some popular people that play it, just because they've played since they were five. But rather than that hardly anyone cares about soccer and who wins and what not. Well at least at my school.
5.) Being in the highschool Band. Now here's a biggy! If you are in the band you are deffinatly a loser! lol. Yeah some of the "normal" people support you, but only because they were your friend before they found out you were a band nerd. hehe. I mean come on....we dresss....well rather funny. But I guess it's all worth it to be a loser! lol.
6.) Being a slacker. You don't find too many popular people that are slackers. They're all worried about their grades and keeping up with all the latest fashions. But us loser would rather just sit back and slack off. Not that I don't care about my grades, but it's not like i try to be the top in my class. If my grades are passing grades then they're good enough for me.
7.) Choosing to say that a llama is your favorite animal. Or just choosing to obsess over them. You don't often go around and find too many people that are obessed over these creatures. I only know of a few, but that's because they're losers.
8.) Playing Magic the Gathering. I'm sure you've all, or most, have heard of the little magic card game. Yeah, if you play this you are sure to be loser material. Even if you just sit there and watch people play the game, well I'm sorry you are loser material too. lol.
9.) Playing RPG. I've yet to figure out what in the heck this game it. But it just like magic. If you play it you're a loser. Even my own ag science teacher plays it and he's the gaming club leader person thingy or whatever you wanna call him.
10.) Playing with your food and silverwear at lunch. I mean come on. Who else does this? Who would actually sit there and bend a fork for amuesment? Well, us losers would. We even fight over who we want to take our trays up and throw our trash away. And who else would be picked to take up the head football coaches lunch tray, but a fellow loser. I mean come on! We're like slaves to this guy. He makes at least one of us a day take up his tray for him!
Well if you truely want to be a loser then I suggest you follow these steps. It might take a couple weeks, but hey i guess it's just like one of those diet things. You'll have to wait and see how much weight you lose! lol
~carebear~
