Ok, ok, everyone likes your rant. And I'll have to admit, I found it mostly amusing. But I have to say something about rant #1, the Wal-Mart thing. See, thing is, we live in a capitalist society- and Wal-Mart embodies the whole American spirit, the American dream. Our free-market society allows through hard work and dedication, you can be anything you want to be. Sam Walton's Wal-Mart is the epitome of that. Wal-Mart is the biggest and baddest because they sell things at such low prices. It's called competition. If Wal-Mart were truly the neighborhood-robbing, baby-killing, job-taking store that liberals like to make it out to be, it wouldn't be in business. Wal-Mart is the big kid on the block because people shop there. In droves!
And Wal-Mart wrecks the economy? Come on. Wal-Mart adds many more jobs than it's accused of "displacing", and adds more to the local economy just because of the sheer revenue it generates. I don't personally shop at Wal-Mart because I don't like the crowds- but that's my whole point, there's crowds of people there every day because the have a well-oiled machine based on American capitalistic principles.
While I'm taking issue, I guess I should take issue with #5. Ann Coulter is the conservative goddess. She's not afraid to speak her mind, and for it she's berated by the liberal press. For as much as Democrats scream for the empowerment of the minority, you'd think they'd be happy to have such an activist woman speak her mind to millions. I like her attitude and I like her, so I'd be more than willing to do the "horizontal hokey pokey" with her.
Oh, and Zell Miller is about the only Democrat in the senate worth dirt he walks on.