This year has been big on books. Hillary Clinton and Bill too. Richard Clarke, Tommy Franks, Sean Hannity, and let's not forget the most controversial book by the SWIFT BOAT FOLKS..."UNFIT TO COMMAND", just to name a few of the people and books that caused more than a ripple. I must admit I haven't read a one. I have paid attention to their release and following commotion, and I would like to start my book...but alas...I'm just too busy tryin' to make ends meet. If any of you would care to get in on the creative end of my yet to be written book, listen up. Here are a few of the titles I've come up with. I hope they will move you to consider joining in the effort to come up with the 15 million I'm looking to get to complete this very timely project. At the end of this article you'll be told where to send your 'part of history' contribution:
TITLE 1: "BILL...HILL..TELL THE TRUTH" the heart-breaking story of how Chelsea lost her allowance for the whole yearof 1990.
2: "WHY ARE THERE DEMOCRATS ANYWAY?" the story of Chuck Shummer's struggles to bring 'Jewish Style' democracy to Iraq and Iran...via Windows95!
3: "IS IT NORMAL TO HATE DEMOCRATIC BUMPER STICKERS?" interviews with young, male, Palm Beach Republicans and the women who love them...
and lastly, the one I'm betting and praying on..
4: "JOHN AND TERRY KERRY ON A VERY MERRY FERRY" the billionaire couple confess they never wanted to win anyways...world's biggest hoax..so far.
Well, there you have it. All donations can be sent to the Republican National Committee (no connection to George W. Bush). The largest 'contributions' will have the greater effect on the choice of titles. Don't miss your chance to be a part of the literary world as well as helping me. Thank you for help in advance.
