Are you ready for some TRUTH!!! This Monday will bring the 5th 'Truth Day' to several major cities around the country. The first, started in Wyoming by fed-up republicans tired of acting like democrats were normal people, was supposed to be a joke, but the folks found the truth to be so therepeutic to the stress of listening to all the democratic bull that was flying around pre-election time that it has been repeating itself for the last four years. During the day you, if a republican, must confront as many dems as possible and tell them the truth about how ridiculous they seem to you. Don't hold back! Let them really have it. It has caught on now in Philadelphia, Boston, and Baltimore... if you can believe that.
"To keep it a 'fun' day", says founder Carlos Cheney (no relation says Carlos) "things such as 'infanticide' and 'moral wickedness' ought not be mentioned."
"They'll be tormented enough about that stuff when they die and go to hell." says Carlos' wife, Rita. "Hell's a long time, you know."
Hell, that's the "Truth" alright. The head of the Council Bluffs Ex-Homos says his group will be visiting nursing homes throughout Wyoming seeking out any democrats that might need to hear some good old down to earth truth.
"We just play it by ear." says Tom Leggwarmer, spokeman for the former homosexuals. "I was in the same boat as many of these folks now in the twilight of their years. But they do hear the truth from us, like it or not. We just keep away from the infanticide and moral wickedness things and that way there... I don't know. That stuff is pitiable, and it always puts a damper on things."
Well, sounds like fun to me. Let's see, do I know any dems?
