Fight the good fight...there will be a new shipment of bourbon on the way to your house in the morning. Follow these instructions:
*When the guy arrives, he will be driving a rented puke green 1986 Yugo with a chopped top and lowered suspension. He will be wearing a hat that says "I'm with stupid" and points downward.
*He will knock on the panelling 2 feet 6 inches away from the left side of the door frame (your left, not his), and will knock in a 2-3-7-5-8-5-9-7-1-4-6-8-3-4-6-5-7-8-2-2-1-4-6-3-7-8-3-4-5-3-4-6-7-5 pattern, which you will memorize before deleting this email and destroying your computer to keep the evidence from existing on your hard drive. DO NOT write this sequence down; memorization is very important.
*After confirming the knock sequence, you will utter the words "dogma space station afterbirth"; and he will reply "gunner filthlord puberty". At this point, you are to do three cartwheels, two handstands, and a double backflip (these are not necessary for the success of the mission, but I am holding tryouts for the 2008 Olympics, and as you will be unable to make it to the training facility, I must evaluate you onsite). You will then undo the locks, take the package from his hand, close the door, and shoot him through the mail slot.
Good luck and Godspeed.
