science can now manipulate the human race so effectively that cloning people is theoretically possible. why don’t they invent some kind of useful genetic manipulation ?.
i propose: the number of your sexual partners is tattooed on your forehead. it changes automatically whenever you sleep with someone new. the potential consequences are mind-boggling. such as:
married men with 0 !
your father with 2. (and you with 63. “well, son ….”)
one little threesome and you’ve gone from 8 to 10 !
when it changes overnight. “no, honey, it was always 10 ... 9 ?? … no, that’s an old photo. whaddya mean it was last week…. oooohh, kettle’s boiling ….”
your daughter brings a boy home. “forty-seven ?. get out, you little jerk”.
you go on a drunken bali holiday as a 4 and come back as a 10. and you were only gone for 3 days.
your grandmother with any. oh yuck.
job interview: “well, miss ninety-five, i mean smith ….”
nightclub. man to woman: “don't worry babe, in this light it looks just like a 2. really ….”
