Ok, so I'm with my friend Jessica yesterday. Well we were out infront of the school conditioning for soccer on our own time. We don't have any soccer practice this week so we decided that it would be a good idea to get out and condition considering the fact that when we get back to reagular practices we have to get faster running times. So we're outside running, passing the ball a little now and then. We run up the hill and back down a couple times. Ocassionally we fall into some holes that are hidden on the field. We get back up laughing in pain. Then as dumb as we are, we decide to throw the ball up and hit it with our heads only to make us more looney as we lose 3 brain cells everytime we do this.
Well we got, well you could say dizzy after a couple rounds of that. So we decide to quit and go running some more. Which really didn't help just because we were dizzy. But that's what you get when you put Jessica the blonde that tried to dye her hair blonde when it already was blonde, and Me, the brunnett that is just as dumb as a blonde who would try to do such a thing as dying her hair. Well now we sit down. I chose the soccer ball to sit on. Which was a bad mistake! Jessica being as smart as she is(*cough*yeah right*cough*) kicks the ball right out from under me. So there I sit on my tooshy. I just look around as if something had bit me.
Now by this time, my brain decided to tell me that it was time to go use the potty. Well we discovered that the school was locked. So my choices were, #1: go to the tree and pee, or #2 hold it. Well I didn't like those choices very well. I don't think any of you would either. So I made another choice, which was to walk down to the gas station. Which maybe is not even a 1/4 of a mile from the school. So we head down. We get there and discover that it's very nice and cold from the airconditioning. Well I go to the potty. Jessica waits outside the potty and then when I got done at the potty we walked around inside to absorb all the airconditioning. We looked at everything they had there, which is mainly food. Then we came across these baked beans in a can. We both bust out with laughter to only find that the brand name of the beans was Beanie Weenie!!!! How funny is that??? You can't stand there and tell me you wouldn't laugh at that either. I guess it's kinda in a perverted way, but come on. How could you resist laughing at it. Well that pretty much ended our day. Besides when we went and got ice cream at the ice cream shop. They took like ten minutes to make a stupid milkshake. My great grandma could make one in like two seconds.(well not really that short of time but you get my point) Then the lady that was new at the shop said we owed nine dollars for a two dollar milk shake and a 3.50 ice cream thingy. So being the smart brains we are we kindly corrected her by slamming down our ice creams and throwing things everywhere and then telling her she added it up wrong. Okay, so maybe we didn't slam down our ice creams. And maybe we didn't throw things either. But it just sounded funny.
~carebear~
