I;ve been around a bit and I can't help noticing all the fit young men who are accompanied by fat wives and girlfriends. I seem to anticipate fat men with skinny ladies but that doesn't happen as often. In fact, on a ratio of 2 to 10 (my observations only), there are more fat ladies with athletic men than fat men with luscious, lithe ladies.
Before all the fat girls out there start to complain, remember I'm complimenting you. After all, you fat girls seem to hook a man easier than a fat man hooks the proverbial bikini-bound girl. I admire that.
It is an enigma. I'm fairly skinny and I wouldn't be seen dead with a fat girl. They eat you out of house and home and give you fat kids into the bargain. They can't fit into an economy seat in an aircraft and they block up supermarket aisles something terrible. Everyone looks at them and they're usually munching on a brownie as they come under the spotlight.
But, for some reason, some skinny, fit, athletic guys have a fat lady to complement their lives. I wonder sometimes whether there isn't a second agenda there. Like: Leave fat lady at home to cook up a thousand burgers while hubby does the town. (Does, as in screws himself silly with Heineken serving waitresses.).
There is also the skinny guy who loves his fat lady. She reminds him of his mother, the lady who baked seven cakes a day and ate five before serving up. That mother was warm and homely and a too good cook. She served pancakes, eggs, bacon and corn fritters to die for. She was a lovely mom and she was very big.
No-one blames a skinny, athletic guy for marrying a fat girl if his mother was like that. But he's going to go sour sometime. I mean, does any sane guy want to be seen in public with two ton Tessie? The girls are far more sensible. They don't want a fat guy near them, nice personality or not. Girls know that a fat man could turn belly-up after aten minutes of passion. They know that he might wheeze as he tries the missionary, and worse, he might be struggling to find his manhood amongst the folds.
No sir, ladies with thong-bodies and sacred breasts don't provide succour to fat men. So, why do well-hung athletic dudes hang out with girls who wear out the passenger seat of the toughest car?
I think the fat ladies have a secret. They seem to keep their skinny men happy. What it is, I don't know.
On a serious note, I think that fat is not user-friendly. Sad, fat people can do something about it though. It takes work but weight loss is no big deal--it just takes self discipline.
