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Deaf Trees and Bladders
And then the pig squealed in delight from Barbie's sensual tenderings.
She lounged back on the beach, looking not so much like a goddess as a
beached whale.
Sagely and with benificent intent, the spiced bread turned to mold.
"Thou must breathe fire into the Earth" said the Sky to the Man in the Moon
And the syrup ran from his breasts like, well, syrup.
"Whoof!" he chuffed as the blanched cabbage hit his scrotum.
As the cucumber slowly rotated while being pickled by her love juices
Then the WereCow showed its ferocious teeth - and put them back in its mouth.
The Pegasus has drowned
But how could this be?
it kept opening and opening and finally it just went "FOOM"
kitten livers ask nothing in return
But I don't want your hands on me
