Ok, I haven't posted a truly humorus blog for over a week now. And now I have a great humorus story to share, so why not?!?! Well me and my friend Jessica went to the local swimming pool yesterday(friday). We got there around 12:30. At first there wasn't anyone there except for a few people, and a couple kids over in the baby pool. Around 1 a whole bunch of kids that go to the local family YMCA in town came. And I mean a lot. I bet there were like 50 kids that came from there! I really don't think any of them were anywhere close to the age of me and Jessica(which would be 15) I'd say most were about between 6-11. Well we got in the pool. Let me tell you, that water was totally cold! So I figured that we could walk out and keep going deeper untill we could hardly touch to get use to the water that way. Well totally bad idea! It was so so freakin cold. And then before you know it there are so many kids in the pool. Yeah, sure you had pleanty of room to move around. But it always seemed like there was a kid around you at some point. Then all of asudden like all the lifegaurds blow their whistles at some stupid kids going around this one place in the pool where they weren't supposed to be. The kids sat there and argued about it with the lifeguards and then finally lost the arguement. Which was totally funny to watch! LOL. Well after about the 3rd break session, we got back in agian. Well this time we decided to go off the diving board. There was quite a line.(filled with a whole bunch of little kids!) Well we waited and waited. Then these kids got into a fight. And I'd say they were around 10 maybe. They were using every word in the book! I don't think I've ever heard a little kid cuss as much as these kids were. So one of the older kids in line said, "Hey, dude, you shouldn't use those words!" And then the little kid came back at him with the funniest thing I've ever hear a little kid say in my life! "Well you know what??? You suck your own......"well you get the rest i think! LOL. It was the funniest thing ever!! I mean big time!! Then another kid goes. "You probably don't even know what that is!" OMG!! I totally laughed my rear off!! Then me and Jess just kept going down the diving board, just to listen to the little kids. LOL After a while two of the kids(boys) started fighting and one of them push another into the deep end and get yelled at by the lifeguard!! That was funny too. You shoulda seen the kids face after he got yelled. And I swear I thought I saw a puddle of yellow under him! LOL. Well soon, the kids left, and me and jessica after five hours of getting burnt in the sun. So this is where my day at the pool ends!!
~carebear~
