The Hard Truth
How many sexual enhancement drugs are now being advertised on TV and Radio? Four or five? Lavitra, Cialis, Viagra? I know I missing a couple. What the fuck is going on here. I'm pushing forty five and I got no problems getting a hard on. I don't get it.
The TV commercial are both hysterical and frightening at the same time. All these middle aged guys running around, dancing in the street because the little willies stood up at attention after popping a pill. Are the guys that need this stuff so stressed out all the time that they cannot take care of business? Are they real men? I could understand having problems with your python if your ex-wife left you for another woman. I could understand if a dog bit you in the pecker head. I could maybe understand if you stand in front of the mirror naked and you have something resembling an earth worm dangling there. You got to learn to use what God gave you. He gave you tongue as well for goodness sake.
Dude snap out of it.
There is even some "natural male enhancement" that supposed to make you grow ten to fifteen percent bigger. Is it bicycle pump? What are we doing here. Are we going to start seeing before and after pictures on the product's web site.
What kills me is the subtle way this stuff is flogged everywhere. First they use the "Strong, powerful" spokesperson such as a current athlete or stock car driver to talk in this parallel universe speak about staying in the game or some bull shit like that. Or some knock out babe talking about her man. How he is better now that he uses Cialis. Better at what? It is never mentioned.
I want truth in advertisement. The next guy who 'comes' out with a similar product should cut the bull shit and name it something like "Diamond Cutter" or "Shlong Monster". How about the direct approach with a catchy saying like "You'll get a hard on the size of a redwood tree guaranteed or your money back". Another idea would be to have time lapse photography of a guy watching porno and how long his dick stays hard until it explodes on camera. This would be pushing the envelope.
It is something to behold in our society that we are all able to openly talk about this on national television a thousand times a day. It has truly made me feel superhuman to be middle aged and still to able to make love to my wife without an 'enhancement'. What a country!
