The UK, has gone evil, it's full of annoying, loud people, who rub each other up the wrong way! There's a woman in there who's really a man, and no ones realised, and the first nomination was fake! They pretended to evict to housemates, but moved them into big brothers bedsit, where they get to watch everythingthat goes on, all the backstabbing and bitching, and then they send them back in the house, and watch it go BANG, hehe!
