Yes, Tolstoy's at least six feet deeper.
Mig, I think the title was off putting. Maybe you should have tried "Ricki Lake Does It Doggie Style." Or "Ricki Lake Does It With Orange Condoms"??
the couch is strewn with a sony playstation, three newspapers, the tv guide, chocolate wrappers, paddle-pop sticks and the remote controls to every device in the house
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If you think that's messy, you do
not want to see my place. That sounds like Martha Stewart's freshly sponged kitchen counter compared to my place.
he took a polygraph. he passed with flying colours.
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There's a reason those things aren't admissible in court (in America anyway).
see, now jake starts bawling and says he has a terrible secret ...
he admits that he has been "very emotionally intimate" with "several women"
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Now we find out why he can only have "partial sex:" his woman has clearly unscrewed his genitals and carries them around in her handbag for safe keeping.
