Swans are the only birds with penises.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
Polar bears are left handed.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack
Donald Duck comics were band in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
The most common name used in the world is Mohammed.
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products
When you hear someone uttering Oh-Oh while flushing the toilet, it is already too late.
Rats and horses cannot puke
If you force your eyes open while sneezing they can fall out of your head.
Thoughout the world,23% of the problems of a photocopiing machine are caused by people that tried to photocopy their butt
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie
Cat's urine glows under a black light
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours
~carebear~
