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PMS Blows the Mind!

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October 20, 2007 11:34:09 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Hey you guys out there, if you have a girlfriend, or wife, or sister, or other, you might have experienced PMS that blows the mind!


You girls know what I'm talking about. The kind of feelings that makes you want to pull your fingernails against a chalk board out of frustration or just to annoy anyone that's pissing you off at that moment!


You go through a world wind of emotional confusion that makes your other half wonder what did he do wrong? Can you feel me on that? There's such a feeling of dis-satisfaction, nothing is right, nothing pleases you and you nit-pick everything. You have unexplainable anger and you blow up at the least little thing, or crumble in tears because you just feel like it.


There are moments when you feel really vulnerable and everything just seems to be against you. You feel dissatisfied with your life, your spouse, even the look of your furniture!


You try to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you, then you realise, wait a minute, you suddenly feel the warm flow of that monthly visitor that turns your life upside down for a week or two prior and even after, yeah, that wonderful experience we women go through, mother nature at her finest! You wanna sock it to the guy, because it must be a guy who did this to you, (God, are you listening?) that makes you experience these tumultuous feelings and you give a sigh of relief that this too shall pass!


Ah men, you don't know how lucky you have it!


But if you are a smart man you go do the one thing you know will cure any ills, get her something chocolate, unless she's allergic to it of course, then you're in trouble! Anything chocolate or creamy and delicious works, at least for me it does!lol!


Now ladies if your PMS symptoms/condition is extremely severe, not mild like that I mentioned above; if you have chronic depression, are overly anxious and feel like hurting yourself, or anyone else, do seek help immediately!


PMS is known to create imbalance with your hormones, your thyroid might be out of whack, and your red blood cell level might be low. If you even feel an inkling of anything being wrong with you, and we women are (or you should be) in tune with your body to know that something is seriously wrong, go to the doctor and get a check up immediately!


For more information on PMS go to: Link
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Reply #1 October 20, 2007 12:52:10 PM
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Just reading that brought painful memories to my insides. Guys have it easy. Wish I was a guy...sometimes...
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Reply #2 October 20, 2007 1:01:47 PM
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Well, I definitely know it does wacked out things to me...
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Reply #3 October 20, 2007 4:40:19 PM
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Wish I was a guy...sometimes...


Only at that time of the month!! Can you imagine if at that time of the month, if any guy close to you gets the sympathy pains...then they would understand!


Well, I definitely know it does wacked out things to me...


Aw yes, it's famous for doing that! Hope you're having a great birthday Rose!
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Reply #4 October 20, 2007 5:43:48 PM
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Sometimes it does suck to be a woman but there are the good things too.  Babies growing inside of you.  Nursing your babies.  Men don't get to do that either.  I have noticed that my female issues definately have gotten worse the older I get.  Just hand me the chocolate and no one gets hurt. 
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Reply #5 October 20, 2007 7:58:23 PM
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Ah men, you don't know how lucky you have it!

Unless we're around a woman when she's going through it...then we're not that lucky.

~Zoo

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Reply #6 October 21, 2007 1:03:31 AM
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PMS. Is it punishment for that little apple snack our ancestor Eve offered?

If it had only been a banana things may have been different.

I think I'll go have some chocolate.
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Reply #7 October 21, 2007 2:23:59 AM
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Oh blessed menopause.
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Reply #8 October 22, 2007 12:07:54 AM
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Babies growing inside of you. Nursing your babies. Men don't get to do that either.


Oh they couldn't handle that!! Why do you think we women get to do all that? We're the strong ones, even though we might be the weaker sex! [runs for cover~]





Just hand me the chocolate and no one gets hurt.


Exactly!!


Unless we're around a woman when she's going through it...then we're not that lucky


It's always good to know the magic that works in this case Zoo!


If it had only been a banana things may have been different.


! Now there's a thought!!



Oh blessed menopause.


Oh boy! I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that one!!
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Reply #9 October 22, 2007 12:12:02 AM
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Oh boy! I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that one!!


Funny...that is exactly how I felt about it.
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Reply #10 October 22, 2007 12:12:57 AM
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It's always good to know the magic that works in this case Zoo!


Whip and a chair?   

~Zoo
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Reply #11 October 22, 2007 12:14:07 AM
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Funny...that is exactly how I felt about it.


[smiles] I remember my mom's experience, and one of my best friend's, both experienced it early.
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Reply #12 October 22, 2007 2:04:52 AM
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Oh yes, the well-trained man knows chocolate, vodka (sometimes) and a good romcom on DVD is the best solution.
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Reply #13 October 22, 2007 8:04:14 AM
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Oh yes, the well-trained man knows chocolate,

yes I do.

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Reply #14 October 22, 2007 8:34:55 AM
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"a good romcom"

Basically, if they're going through hell, you should be too?
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Reply #15 October 22, 2007 4:21:00 PM
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Oh yes, the well-trained man knows chocolate, vodka (sometimes) and a good romcom on DVD is the best solution


Now we're talking!! [I'm guessing you meant romance - right?!]


Basically, if they're going through hell, you should be too?


Hey, moral support is good. We already torture you so be happy and sit and rub her feet!! [while you watch with her!]



Oh yes, the well-trained man knows chocolate,yes I do


See, a man of experience!!


Oh Shaun, you might end up on the other end of that whip!!
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Reply #16 October 22, 2007 4:25:36 PM
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Oh Shaun, you might end up on the other end of that whip!


Depending on the context, that might work in my favor.   

I'm up for trying new things.

~Zoo
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Reply #17 October 23, 2007 1:44:36 AM
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Depending on the context, that might work in my favor. ��I'm up for trying new things.


Oh you're going to have one lucky lady!
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