I mean, come on people, if you are physically unable to do something, don't do it! Thems the breaks is all. I'm sorry you can't play baseball because you are blind. It's very unfortunate that you can't walk without legs or a torso to attach fake ones to. I cry nightly thinking of all the people that are denied a job as principal at your local high school just because they were born without a face. But, yet again, thems ARE the breaks.
Oprah once said, "You must've thanked God that you didn't die," when talking to a man that was stuck by lightning and survived. The man goes on to tell Oprah, "No, I got stuck by lightning!" Point well-made, dear ol' chap.
Why do people that have things wrong with them always get shit? Yeah, they look funny and/or constantly drool, but come on! If your mom smoked crack while you were just a wee fetus, she shouldn't get free diapers for you. My mom didn't do anything wrong. She raised her children pretty damned well. She had to do it by herself also. I think she should get a prize. A trip! A lot of diapers. Something that lets her know that she did a good job. Instead, she doesn't get anything.
So, I'm going to shoot myself in the face and scrape off my taint with steal wool. Then maybe I'll get that Delorean I always wanted.
Thank you for your time and attention.
