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Online - Brad Paisley

My life before my wife

August 22, 2007 7:49:52 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
My life, in song, before I met my wife (online of course!)

Online - Brad Paisley

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’ll see ya online

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MarcieMoo
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Reply #1 August 22, 2007 8:13:03 AM
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I love Brad Paisley. I went and bought "5th Gear" the day it came out, and "Online" caught my ears right away. I love the marching band at the end.

I think I like this song because it's me, too. Go Brad!
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Reply #2 August 22, 2007 12:48:06 PM
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The Video for Online is darned funny, but then most of Brad Paisley's video are (Whiskey Lullaby being a big exception )

Great guitarist and artist.  Excellent song writer and singer.  Can't ask for better in a country music star.

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Reply #3 August 22, 2007 2:59:48 PM
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Have you ever seen him in concert? I saw him when the fishing song first came out. He had a boat and fishing poles on stage. He puts on a pretty good show.
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Reply #4 August 22, 2007 3:32:21 PM
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No, never. I don't really even like country music that much, but Brad Paisley repeatedly cracks me up.
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