In the far off distant contenent of Austraila, Hampton, a small, may I add, unusual little goat lay out in a near pasture. Eating away at the delicious grass, Hampton over hears the farmer telling his wife that they needed to get rid of a goat. "Well I was thinking we could get rid of Hampton and send him to the slaughter house," the farmer's wife said. "That sounds like a good idea!" replied the farmer. Now this made Hampton really nervous. "Oh my gosh! I have to find a way out of here, and fast too!" So when the sun set and the crickets could be heard in the distance, Hampton bid a farewell to his fellow goatees, and set off. As morning aproached, Hampton saw a pasture that looked might good for breakfast. But wait, what was that laying in the middle of the field? It look to Hampton like a llama. "Well maybe I'll look for another field to eat at," he whispered to himself trying not to wake the llama. So he tried tip-toeing by the llama.............."Well.......HALLO MATE!"................"AHHHHHHHHHHH" "Whoa, whoa there little fella, I'm not going to hurt ya. There, there, calm yourself down mate." "Thank you for scaring the poopy out of me, litterally!" "Oh, hehe, oopsy little fella, my bad, won't happen again. My name is Peewee! Nice to met ya!" "Oh, hallo Peewee, my name is Hampton." Peewee thought for a minute, or two, or three, or maybe even four or five, then he said, "So what is a little fella like yourself out here all alone?" " Well ya see, farmer Brown was planning on butchering me, so I had to get away." "Ah, I see where you're comming from. Same thing happened to me when I was a little fella myself. No worries mate, hows about me and you sticking together,umm......sorta like a team?" "Ummm......ok i guess so."
So Hampton and Peewee talked and grazed together in the field. They discussed where they were from and what there intrests were. "Well back in the "hood", I used be pimpin it out with all da fine lady llamas, untill that blasted farmer wanted to eat me after he found out that he wasn't gettin no milk outta me. I swear that man was crazy, heh, thinkin he was gonna be a gettin milk outta a male llama." "Well at least your farmer didn't clam that you were a dog! Well that was untill I let my wrath out on him!" "and what is your so called "wrath"?" "My horns, duh! One prick in the buttox , and no more messing with me!" Soon the sun would be setting and the night turn cold so, Hampton and Peewee decided to go to sleep.
"Hey little fella wake urself up there!".............."Huh? What? Ok, just five more minutes ok?" "Umm...look little dude,time to get up unless you want them rinos sitting on ya. They should be ariving at the waterhole in aww......about three minutes. Trust me you don't want to be around when they let one rip! Whoooweee! Does that ever open up your nostrils!" So they took off looking for nothing impeticular. And this is the part where I come in................."OUCHY! HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU GUYS ARE WALKING NEXT TIME!"..............Yes that would be me.......Carebear, the Zimbobwaen black and white llama. "Oh, so sorry my lady! Didn't see ya there. Maybe you should not sleep in the middle of a field where no one can see you next time!" "Well exuse me! Can't a lady get her rest?" "Yeah she's right peewee. I mean you were laying in the middle of a field when I found you." "Yes, but you could see me now couldn't you?" "Yes, but still." "Ok, my lady, i'm truthfully sorry. I'm Peewee and this is my mate Hampton." "Well nice to meet you, I'm carebear." "You are one of the most beautiful llamas I've ever seen in my life!'"said Peewee. "Well thank you, but im off limits to you." "And why is that?" "Because, I am the llama princess of Zimbobway. I'm royalty and you are not." "So, why does that matter?" "If i were to fall in love with someone like you, the almighty llama will come after me!" "Huh? I've never heard of a so called "almighty llama". " That's because you are not royal. Only us royal know." " Oh i see. So you wanna travle around with me and Hampton?" "Well I don't see why not." So they took off and told of stories.
"Can we make a left here?" I said. "Umm.....why?" "Because I have to find someone who might be interested in joing us." "And who would that be?" "oh don't worry you'll find out." So we traveled for ahhhhhh................maybe a half an hour in the same direction. For a moment I thought that we were going in circles, but then I remembered that we can't be becasue we're going in the same direction, duh! And this is also the forest that makes you sometimes hillucinate(sp?) "oh, here we are!" "Huh, i don't see anything." Hampton said. "ahh, but look." SHAZAM!POOF! "wow, how did you make that house appear?" "um.....i don't really know actually." *Knock, knock* "who is it?" "your bestest buddy in the whole world!" *opens door* "Hey how's it hanging Capt.?" "Ah, Carebear so nice to see you!" "Oh let me introduce you to my new friends, this is Peewee, a fellow llama, and Hampton, a goat of course. Peewee and Hampton, this is my bestest friend Capt. Cornbread, which happens to be a llama too!" "Gosh, how many llamas am I going to meet?" Hampton said. "As many as I want you to" i said. "So why are you here at my place?" "Oh I wanted to see if you wanted to go on our adventure with us." "Sounds great! Yea, i'd be happy to join you!" "OK, lets go!"
Well now we have Capt. Cornbread along the adventure..........................so we're walking through the woods right?..........well outta no where we see something fall out of the tree. "Oh my gosh what was that!" I said. "Well to me it looks like an overweight bird that has hair and not wings that does not know how to fly." "Oh shut up Capt. lets go see if it's alright." "Aww......do we have to?" "yea we do!" We approached this so called "overweight" bird. Well to our supprise we found out it was indeed not and overweight bird, but it turned out to be my brother MadPoet, and my cousin Crazy llama 96. "What on beetle dungs name are you guys doing?" "Huh? Oh us? Umm.......trying to fly?" "Ok, strange" Guess that's what you'd expect outta those two. "No actually we're on hunt of a crazy platypuss(sp?) that roams the woods and steals things that don't belong to it, and sometimes animals!" "oh, that's horrible." Just then outta no where something snatched Hampton. "Oh no!!!!!!!" we all said in unison. " The platypuss strikes again! Bum bum bum!" "OH would you two get serious!" "hehe, sorry" "Welp now we gotta find em" "Poor little fella, poor poor little fella!"....................
to be continued by myself eventually, or anyone can add to the story if they'd like to.
~carebear~
