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google does it doggie style

shame on you, google. shame. shame. shame. ;)

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May 13, 2004 6:04:35 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums

i recently read an article stating that one may judge one's blog on the "type" of "referrals" one gets.

i had been given to idly wondering why my article about my husbands' dog (that at the time sunk like a stone and should have) was the consistent front runner in my "top articles" list.

i now understand that my error was my, ahem, insertion of the phrase "decades of indiscriminate dog sex" to describe the reason why our dog was such an unidentifiable "breed".

instead of the resulting fellow animals lovers (eww, not THAT kind of lover) that i had hoped to incite pleasant social intercourse with ...

... I NOW HAVE A BLOG FULL OF NASTY, PERVY, SCARY LITTLE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET DOWN WITH THEIR HOUND !

eww. dirty.

i wonder how angry they get when they come in here expecting to hear that i play funky with fido and they cop a face full of feminazi blah instead !. hah !

(but it may explain the reason that i have received the odd, err, interesting email of late).

... oh ... i just thought of something. if i publish THIS article, that means I SAID IT AGAIN !. that means i will never get that stupid article off my top articles list.

i might as well make that my whole blog.

mignuna. the dog sex lady.

she wrote lots of stuff, but this one thing about dog sex ... woo hoo

i have considered deleting it. of course i have. but then the google-spawned poochy pals may not get the chance to be exposed to a potential cure via my article on how to love your dog ...

... just not THAT way, please kiddies, hmm ?

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Reply #1 May 13, 2004 6:16:01 AM
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"instead of the resulting fellow animals lovers (eww, not THAT kind of lover) that i had hoped to incite pleasant social intercourse with ..."



Shouldn't that be EWE? teehee
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Reply #2 May 13, 2004 6:21:14 AM
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are you from new zealand by any chance, winky

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Reply #3 May 13, 2004 6:27:51 AM
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I live where the buffalo roam, not sheep
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Reply #4 May 13, 2004 6:37:51 AM
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... you know what else ... i just looked in detail at my referrals, just now, and one of them actually says "bumhole" !!!.

BUMHOLE ????

i am mortified !!!! lmao

i cannot POSSIBLY have said "bumhole" in my blog. i would not say that !.

i guess i just did, huh ... here they come again ... uh oh ... i said come ...

*hides under chair*

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Reply #5 May 13, 2004 6:44:31 AM
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LMAO Mig

Never would have guessed you were into beastiality

OMG .....don't hide under the chair ..that means ya down on ya hands n knees

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Reply #6 May 13, 2004 6:53:08 AM
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BUMHOLE? LMFAO

Oops I said it too!
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Reply #7 May 13, 2004 7:08:45 AM
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JESS ! ... you just said BEASTIALITY ... lmfao ... in the same post as "down on ya hands n' knees". thanks ! ... imagine what THAT will do for my, ahem, readership

and never mind winky, at least you only said BUMHOLE again ...

... not like jess .. who opened a whole new can of worms by saying BEASTIALITY

NOW ... NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED TO SAY BUMHOLE OR BEASTIALITY. got that ?... roflmfao

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Reply #8 May 13, 2004 7:13:18 AM
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Sorry for saying beastiality Mig

I promise I won't say beastiality or bumhole on your post again

Jess )
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Reply #9 May 13, 2004 7:15:17 AM
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OK so if I wanted to open a discussion on the spam I get from Darlagetsherhorse off, see farm girls in action, that's OK as long as I don't use the word BEASTIALITY?

OK got it lol
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Reply #10 May 13, 2004 7:19:27 AM
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*hides under chair again*



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Reply #11 May 13, 2004 7:19:32 AM
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Rushes to add to to the post on how to score points.

Follow Migs example ....aww at least you didnt talk about ya pussy, only ya doggie

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Reply #12 May 13, 2004 7:23:08 AM
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i know it was shameless, wasn't it ?. lmao.

but if you had seen my face when i realised ! ugh !.

i found it hard to find it genuinely funny at first, but my husband damn near peed himself when i told him.

and jess, why don't you call an article "bumholes and beastiality". THAT should do the trick, i'm sure lmao

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Reply #13 May 13, 2004 7:24:40 AM
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oh no. how SLOW am i ?

jess , you said PUSSY !. oh greeeeat.

i am done for, now. lmfao. THANKS

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Reply #14 May 13, 2004 7:32:00 AM
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Mig ..Thanks for the best laugh I have had tonight

still LMAO

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Reply #15 May 13, 2004 7:40:27 AM
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jess, how long IS it since you've actually heard someone say bumhole ?.

it's so kindergarten !. i am obsessed with finding the word in my blog. i mean before this happened.

i WILL find that bumhole ... help me, jess !

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Reply #16 May 13, 2004 8:06:15 AM
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mig ...until tonight i honestly can't remember when i heard bumhole last.

I have searched through your article and comments no bumholes there not even an arse !!!!

Maybe it was wishful thinking on the behalf of those dog LOVERS

BTW it is kinda worrying that you are searching for your dog's bumhole

OMG and that I am helping you !!!

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Reply #17 May 13, 2004 8:22:30 AM
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jess, i think you need to go and write an article called "where is migs' bumhole ?"

maybe "i can't find migs' bumhole" would be better ?

or "me and mig looked for bumholes for HOURS last night"

i'm going to call the very next person i see a bumhole. lol

i suggest you do so, too, jess

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Reply #18 May 13, 2004 4:11:53 PM
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OMG Mig ..I took your advice and wrote a poem to you

I don't know which is funnier me writing a poem about your bumhole or me writing any kinda poem

Especially at 6 am when i just climbed out of bed.

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Reply #19 May 13, 2004 4:17:54 PM
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We usually call it the bunghole over here.

I just need to say something...PORN!

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Reply #20 May 13, 2004 4:24:22 PM
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Meow
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Reply #21 May 13, 2004 9:05:07 PM
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mr frog. you are a very naughty boy. you said PORN in my blog *cracks whip*

winky ... lmao ... i will add your "meow" to jess' pussy ... i mean, what harm can it do, right ?.

and jess. i haven't looked at your blog yet. i just switched my computer on.

which means there may or may not be an actual poem about my bumhole circulating on ju !!!

i would be appalled if i wasn't laughing so hard !.

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Reply #22 May 14, 2004 5:10:49 AM
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i used to aspire to sadistic beatial necrophilia but it was really just beating a dead horse.
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Reply #23 May 14, 2004 5:12:03 AM
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sheeit...that shoulda been 'bestia"....now youre gonna have them beatial freaks on your back.
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Reply #24 May 14, 2004 8:37:47 AM
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kingbee, i hate those beatial freaks, don't you

and sadistic beastial necrophilia, huh ?. you're right. it does give the phrase "flogging a dead horse" a whole new meaning.

but i'm glad you're no longer drawn in that direction. it must have been very difficult for you to find not only (recently ?) deceased horses, but also the time and place in which to indulge your little ahem, hobby.

and people do get so upset with that type of stuff, don't they now ? ...

lmao. mig XX
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Reply #25 May 14, 2004 1:15:25 PM
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Jeeez,

Find a room you guys.

or at least a forum where you can draw the curtains
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