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Not for the feint of heart – the Poop Report

B.O. like I’ve never realized before!

May 15, 2007 12:53:15 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
This article contains words and discussions of a highly smelly nature. Some might find it quite disgusting and may even be grossed out by it. So if you’re one of those who get easily offended, STOP reading right now! I will also link to a website that some people might find offensive, so go visit someone else or read another of my saner articles!

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I didn’t realize this Website existed. I bumped into it after perusing some of the referrals on my blogs. Have you guys ever taken a look at the referrals to your articles? I like to do it just to see where they lead. Sometimes, they have nothing to do with the article you write; however, sometimes it leads to some interesting & weird things!


B.O. or body odor can be quite an issue for some people. Even those who shower a lot or try to stay as hygienically clean as possible. There are times when it’s almost impossible to keep every crevice of your body clean and smelling fresh a hundred percent of the time. Some people really make no effort to do it, and some really, really scrub and I do mean SCRUB really hard! Others are just plain ass lazy and need to be hose with a fire hydrant! Seriously, some people don’t bother taking baths or showers or even washing their hands! Uggghhhh..ewwwwwwwWWWW!


This fellow is troubled by the smell of his nether regions, his ass. At first I thought, well, it is your ass, and that’s where you do excrete waste, so it will not have a delightful smell some of the times! He writes that after dumping, his body will reek, and I mean reek. Even after proper and careful wiping and no amount of washing will make the smell go away! Whew…what a problem to have! It has become such a problem, it’s affecting his girlfriend! He asks for advice on what he should do about his smelly ass!

Upon reading the comments and discussion that ensued, some offers advice, valid ones, and others are just plain warped mentally, and some even getting off on the discussion! There are so many people with problems like his or even worse than his, I had no idea!

One thing I have to say, you have to really do a good job of wiping your ass, and there is a technique to it, like for example, lifting one cheek to really clean carefully, (yes I said it, I warned you!) or it’s going to not be clean and you will stink!

Some people even mentioned shaving their ass?!! I’ve heard that some people do that, and I cannot imagine why! Doesn’t that lead to problems?!! And it has for some who have done it, they talked about that too! If God puts hair there, there is a reason isn’t there? So why would you want to interfere with it? If a guy or girl doesn’t like your anal hair, well, they are not going to like much about you are they? So leaven it alone people! And both male and female do shave the hair in their ass!

OK, so I shave my underarm, that’s different and less open to infection and the likes…but your ass, to actually do a Brazilian on that! NO WAY!

Warning, do not read the attached link while eating, not for the feint of heart! And one note, that discussion started in 2003, and is still going strong today!

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Reply #1 May 15, 2007 3:43:01 PM
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Wow, that is really all I can fathom to say about that...wow.  People out there know stuff I don't think I needed or wanted to know.  Fromunda cheese, never heard of that one.  Guess I learned something...or perhaps I'm just scarred for life now
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Reply #2 May 15, 2007 4:03:13 PM
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People out there know stuff I don't think I needed or wanted to know


! I know!


Fromunda cheese, never heard of that one.


Me too! So disgusting too!! I still can't get over some of the stuff they wrote!
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Reply #3 May 17, 2007 11:03:57 AM
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*gag*

Yeah some people shave their ass because they've got hairy ones. It's probably more sanitary to do so in their case...

I'm not touching that linky if you don't mind...I might get a stomach ache when I don't...

Always something interesting. FS, hope things are well with you.
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Reply #4 December 6, 2007 1:06:06 PM
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Well FS, An interesting article on "dumpial aftermath". There are two solutions to this and they both work. In Egypt, and probably other Middle Eastern countries, there is a special spray attachment next to the toilet and sometimes built in. Sounds terrible but a good spray works wonders. Then there are Wet Wipes and they are also very useful. Toilet paper is actually outdated and has to be supplemented by further action. What a topic!
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Reply #5 December 6, 2007 1:12:53 PM
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Here's a quote from that page:

Every morning I shower and scrub my ass vigorously -- in the crack


Did anyone else just find that absolutely hilarious?

~Zoo

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Reply #6 December 16, 2007 1:27:45 AM
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There are two solutions to this and they both work. In Egypt, and probably other Middle Eastern countries, there is a special spray attachment next to the toilet and sometimes built in. Sounds terrible but a good spray works wonders. Then there are Wet Wipes and they are also very useful


You know, I think that's a very good thing! I have to have flushable wipes on hand for my six year old until she gets the hang of using the paper kind! She hates the paper kind so thank heavens for the wet ones!LOL!


Here's a quote from that page:


Every morning I shower and scrub my ass vigorously -- in the crack


LOL! Some body parts just need more scrubbing than others Shaun!LOL!


What a topic!


Did anyone else just find that absolutely hilarious?



I thought it was too!LOL! My warped sense of humor!
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