We have to be patient... these kids have no idea how to act normally. None.
How could they? Pipedream spent most of his life as the sex slave of a community of garden variety moles. The Mighty Moles, as is their way, filled him full of myths and lies about the healing powers of the foreskin of the wombat, but other than his religious beliefs and those dried foreskins he wears on a chain around his neck and his obsessive love for suckling hemmroids and how he often keeps a mole or two in his... well, he often acts pretty close to human now. Don't even get me started on the cost of his weekly v.d. alert. Those boys are always out bumming money on the streets to keep up with Pipedreams antibiotics... they spend good weed money on that shit -- ask me, he'd be better off letting the thing finally just rot off than spend good weed money, but kids these days don't listen to the wisdom of old guys like us....
Peace's story is even more pathetic, though there was no mole sodomy, and he loudly prays in gratitude over this a couple times a day, which drives Pipedream a little nuts... keeps things interesting to have that boy all pissed off.
Looking forward to recording today, dude.
Man, am I ever glad I am not sitting down there with those guys acting like drunken assholes. You put a bunch of young horny drunken guys together with a microphone who are too homophobic for a circle jerk on the air and you got problems.... like them throwing shit at me when I just say screw this hypocrisy and whip the big boy out for a slapping.
Constructive criticism is needed.
I probably would have had to kick someone's ass if I was down there. You know me... I told you boys the last time I got out the shotgun and sent some rock salt up your skinny little asses, you quit dissing my toy boys!!! !Playing the fun loving hetero whore boys who have to then prop up their shakky sexuality with slam downs on gays????
!!I let you two live in that garage for the road kill. I got's to have my roadkill for attractive and skanky undergarmets... but you push me too far, and I will gut you like the last rentors!!!!
I am too reactive to hang out with people who diss my gay buds... even if that just means calling someone a fag --like we are supposed to think that means anything about anyone except the person using the word. I told you, my skanky old ass is perfectly bi-sexual. I HAVE TO PROVIDE A ROLE MODEL that is open to all... that means bi-sexuality, the natural animal state -- the truth, man... under our stupid, hateful lies.
So, keep them assholes covered around me!!!! Like OUR BUD RODNEY DANGERFIELD SAID, "Sure I'm bi-sexual. With my sex life, I can't dissallow fifty percent of the population."
He also said, "Sure I'm bi-sexual. I get hard up, I'll buy it."
Oh, well... you come up to the back door and knock when you want to record this afternoon.... IGNORE ANY FEMALE or young male SCREAMINg you hear from the house. You hear this old man yelling, though, you come check if my date is going alright.... okay??
