Ok this one otta be funny. This past weekend my school's FFA took a trip to the State Convention on Friday. First off for those of you who don't know, FFA stands for future farmers of america. It's mainly for all of us hicks I guess. lol. Anyways.......this was my first year up there since the fact that I'm a freshman. Me and a bunch of my friends were there.(It was torture! Let me tell ya!) So here's the start of my day......
I arrived at school with my friend Jessica. She starts laughing hysterically for no reason at all which forces me to laugh with her. We make our way to the Ag science room where our ffa class is. Well since I don't have my very own offical National Blue corrderoy(sp?) jacket I had to wear my friend's sister's. She like 8 sizes bigger than me so i would be going around looking huge all day. lol Well time to leave!
We all got onto the bus in an orderly fashion(yeah rightj!) We all talked and then got bored with ourselves very quickly. Which is normal i guess. Then the loud mouth of the school, Stacey Sams, wouldn't shut up. I was about ready to give her my very famous slap.(ask Capt. about that if ya wanna know) Finally, she shuts up. Then me and Jessica grew bored even more so this time. So we then decided to tell secrets about ryan and Bj my now ex-boyfriend who mad a bad choice which made me break up with him.(that comes later in the story though!) So they caught on and started doing it to us as payback. Stop! Beep........Beep........hey you kids! shut up and sit down!!........Beep.......Beep......PARK!!! Yes, we're here!
So first things first. The dreaded contest. All freshmen had to take what we call the green hand quiz. A quiz with questions about the history and facts of FFA. Well when you're taking a test with 75 questions on it you're sure to get bored sometime. Well I got to question 15 and was very very bored by this point. So what do I do?? Annoy all the kids at my table since my friends have to sit at different tables! My first victim was some kid named Gary. I pretended to look at his answers. Well after about 10min he got up an left! oopsy, my bad! Then a girl sat down in his spot. No sooner than she sat down i started to smell this wretched smell. O my did it reek. I don't know if it was her, myslelf(which i doubt), or my shoes. What ever it was, it really smelt like poopy or something close to that. I don't recall that girl's name either. Darn! lol. Well after bugging the other kids I finished my test and took it to the turn in place. Then I met my friends outside.
Next, CHOW TIME!! By this time it was around ahh lets say 10:00am. We were all very hungry since we haven't had any breaky. Well we get there, no food! NO! NO! NO! It was so horrible. So devistating, so, so ,so............well you know. So by time we got done pouting it was time to go to workshop #1. Well it took us about 10 min or so to walk there. By time we got there know our luck the session was full so we had to walk all the way back to where we came from. So we start to walk, then the clouds decided that it was time to pee on us! We were really wet by time we got back to the main building! We walked all that way only to get peed on by the stupid little puff balls in the sky! Now here's the part about me breaking up with BJ.
Well BJ and Ryan still keep in touch with the friends that they made at FFA camp last year which happen to be girls that they think are hott. Me and Jessica and Bobbi saw them talking to them. Well what we didn't know was that they were going to be giving "free" hugs. BJ and Ryan didn't know we were watching them though. As we were watching we spotted BJ give one of the girls a hug. Now this really ticked me off. By then I was in tears. How could he go and tell me he loves me and then go and hug another girl that he thinks is hott. So my friend Bobbi went down and confronted him by saying , "Listen here you @$$hole, it F*@&^!# over with you and Ashley!" Then I believe she hit him with her purse and stormed off. So that was the end of my relationship with him.
Now off to dinner at Damons. Nothing really happened here. Excpet for the fact that BJ decided to steal a salt shaker. And Ryan won a bet on a pool match against adam baldwin.
So this brings us to the second meeting.(I skipped the first cuz nothing happened there) The counted down to when the meeting was going to begin. Well when it got to 0 me jessica, and ryan had the bright idea to stand up and yell "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" It was funny because everyone looked at us and our advisors gave us crude looks. hehe. It was worth it though. lol. Then this is the part where the sugar "highs" come in. haha. Well we stole sugar packets from damons.(like 100 of them) During the meeting we started to eat the sugar, and a lot of it. Well if you haven't heard of what's called a sugar high, it's when you consume a lot of sugar at one given time and get really hyper or what ryan would like to call horny. lol. So after about 20 min. it started to kick in on me. Boy was it fun.We were saying so many funny things that we would normally not say. It wasn't anything bad just things! The flirting level was high though. Especally between me and Ryan. But this would've never happened if it weren't for the sugar high though. Well the meeting was comming to a close. At the end of the meetings we have to say the Pledge of Allegence. Well Ryan was standing infront of me and infront of him was ADam Baldwin. Ryan told me to grab adam's butt. At first I told him no and told him to do it but he said it would make him look gay. So I did it. OMG! It was so worth it, big time. It was dead silent and Adam lept up in the air screaming bloody murder! Then he started to yell at ryan cuz he thought that ryan did it. But I admited to it and took full blame.
Now the meeting had come to an end. I of course was still on my sugar high feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. We did have a dance afterwards but it was even more boring than the school dances.Nothing funny happened there. Except we had to drink from the sinks in the bathrooms cuz there were no drinking fountains. lol. Well after the dance i had settled down a little got on the bus and fell asleep untill we got to school. And that's where my fun filled day ended my friends. Untill next year's convention, no more sugar highs for me!
~carebear~
