TWO WOMEN FRIENDS HAD GONE FOR A GIRL'S NIGHT OUT, BUT HAD
BEEN DECIDEDLY OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC ON THE BACARDI BREEZERS.
INCREDIBLY DRUNK AND WALKING HOME THEY NEEDED TO PEE, SO
THEY STOPPED IN THE CEMETERY. ONE OF THEM HAD NOTHING TO
WIPE WITH SO SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD TAKE OFF HER PANTIES,
USE THEM AND THROW THEM AWAY. HER FRIEND HOWEVER WAS
WEARING A RATHER EXPENSIVE PAIR OF PANTIES AND DID NOT WANT
TO LOSE THEM, BUT WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO SALVAGE A LARGE
RIBBON FROM A WREATH THAT WAS ON ONE OF THE GRAVES, AND SHE
PROCEEDED TO WIPE WITH THAT. AFTER THE GIRLS TOOK CARE OF
BUSINESS THEY PROCEEDED TO GO HOME.
THE NEXT DAY ONE OF THE WOMEN'S HUSBANDS PHONED THE OTHER
HUSBAND AND SAID, "LISTEN, THESE DAMN "GIRLS NIGHT OUT" ARE
GONNA STOP. WOULD YOU BELIEVE MY WIFE CAME HOME LAST NIGHT
WITH NO PANTIES!!! "TELL" ME ABOUT IT," SAID THE OTHER GUY,
"MINE CAME BACK WITH A CARD STUCK TO HER ASS THAT
SAID...... "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE WILL
NEVER FORGET YOU!"
