I'll protect you and if I am busy my three year old can hold your hand. buwhahahahahaha
Glad for the moral support . . .

PS why they scare me - I don't know if you're familiar with the cover to Iron Maiden's album "Fear of the Dark" but there's a scary tree Eddie on the cover of that album that used to scare me as a child. Thus, trees+faces=scared lil' Braeden.
And of course, those terrors stay with a bloke as he grows.