things found in my nieces’ playroom:

one doll house, tipped up onto its side and containing: a smashed toy oven, a table missing its legs and a bent-over double teddy bear crammed into a room with the door locked

three characters from 'dora the explorer', all naked, one missing a leg

two barbie dolls, each wearing a single shoe and nothing else

one plush green frog, its stomach torn open and the contents replaced with modeling clay

two plastic dinosaurs, each with the tail of the other inserted in its mouth

one mickey mouse doll, carrying a handbag and lying on top of 'mr winky worm'

one plastic turtle, head removed and the word 'blfnk' scrawled on its ass in texta

one large toy horse, bridle tied tightly around its neck and plastic carrot inserted in its eye