starkers me bucko...fer shur me was thinkin ye was swingin' from a yardarm fer ye mischief |
Not a chance....I be cap'n an' I'd squash like a fly any mutinous dog who tried ta challenge me mischief wiv such a dastardly plan.....
Aaarrrgghhhh....I'd, I'd, I'd maroon 'em on a cereal box in tha Bermuder Triangle an'
'ope they be adbucted by aliens who'd probe their orifices with tha rough end of a pineapple.....

BTW, did ye get me return email....didn't bounce so I presume ye did.