Speaking of which...
Is it true L'il Bow Wow went on a tour of Asia and hasn't been seen since?
Maybe Condi should learn that Thai bargirl ping-pong ball trick. She could hypnotize Kim by "juggling" ping-pong balls while humming Suicide Is Painless.
Oh, that's right, we don't believe in anything bi-lateral. Well, I'm sure we could get six other guys willing to volunteer to be in the room.