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I Should Have Been James Bond

September 30, 2006 11:14:36 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
I guess I just have one of those extremely average faces. All of my life I have been told how I look like so and so, someone's cousin or someone's friend or whatever. If I were keeping a list of all of the people I have been told that I resemble or am the "spitting image" of it would contain hundreds of names.

One forum I post at, a shaving forum, has a thread that is basically a "post your pic" type thing. I did. Someone told me I should be a spy because I have one of those faces that I look like several people they have worked with and a description of me would be useless to anyone trying to track me down.

It must be true because I've heard this stuff all of my life.

When I look in the mirror I just see me. To me I don't resemble anyone else at all. But maybe that's the point. I have one of those really ordinary looking faces. Nothing special or noteable.

Maybe that's why I have an easy time making acquaintences in bars and truckstops. Perhaps that's why I was always good at customer relations and sales. I have one of those very mundane faces that reminds people of someone they know and like? I always thought it was my personality and superior people skills, but maybe it was just my ordinary face.

Could be. I can live with that.

Well, if I ever do anything to warrant a wanted poster it should make things interesting anyway. All of those hundreds of people I supposedly look like will be getting hauled into jail
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Reply #1 October 1, 2006 2:31:16 AM
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I have a distinct face...so, I'm no good as one of the "average" folk. And I could really use a shave...it's been about a month....

Well, if I ever do anything to warrant a wanted poster it should make things interesting anyway. All of those hundreds of people I supposedly look like will be getting hauled into jail


You should commit one crime just to test that theory.

~Zoo
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Reply #2 October 1, 2006 8:51:13 AM
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You should commit one crime just to test that theory.


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Reply #3 October 1, 2006 9:36:31 AM
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I am the same way. People always think they used to work with me, went to high school with me etc. Maybe I could be like Sydney Bristow on Alias.
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Reply #4 October 1, 2006 11:05:45 AM
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I am the same way. People always think they used to work with me, went to high school with me etc. Maybe I could be like Sydney Bristow on Alias.


Annoying, isn't it?
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Reply #5 October 1, 2006 11:44:46 AM
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I shoulda been James Bond too because I like Pussy Galore.
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Reply #6 October 1, 2006 3:49:04 PM
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Not to ignore the rest of the post, but am I the only one curious about the shaving forum? What's that all about, MM?
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Reply #7 October 1, 2006 4:21:15 PM
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I shoulda been James Bond too because I like Pussy Galore.


Tee hee   
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Reply #8 October 1, 2006 5:02:21 PM
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Damn!  Shovel beat me to it again!

But I would shy away from Zoo's suggestion!  besides, all the women seem to love your face.

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Reply #9 October 1, 2006 5:15:09 PM
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I shoulda been James Bond too because I like Pussy Galore.


I knew someone would go there.
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Reply #10 October 1, 2006 5:17:00 PM
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Not to ignore the rest of the post, but am I the only one curious about the shaving forum? What's that all about, MM?


It's exactly what it sounds like. A forum about shaving, razors, blades, creams, etc... It's a wet shaving forum (old fashioned brush, water, and cream/soap).
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Reply #11 October 1, 2006 5:17:38 PM
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But I would shy away from Zoo's suggestion!


Yeah, not the best advice
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