I do all the above as well... will see about knitting baby clothes when I get one |
Ha, and when you find you're lacking the coordination, have the clumsiest fingers and keep dropping stitches left, right and centre, you'll give the wife the money to go out and buy 'em instead....trust me Believe me, I gave it my best shot (about two or three rows in about four or five hours), but common sense prevailed and I/we patronised a baby boutique instead.
I do as I am asked/told/hinted towards. |
Yeah, me too....unless I want a good spanking (but that goes both ways)
What never ceases to amaze me, though, is the sensitive new age guy who'll cook, clean and wash, etc....you know, the do anything for the love of his life type of bloke, but when she asks him to slip down the store to purchase some female hygiene products, suddenly he's the macho mechanic type, who suddenly dives under the car and says: "Sorry love, just found a real bad transmission problem, you'll have to go get them yourself"
You can spot this type of bloke in the supermarket, he's the one prowling up and down the relevant aisle, picking up and examining every product except the one he's there for....and if he doesn't have/find a female accomplice to do the deed for him, he waits until right on closing time and hopes the clerk is too busy tallying the till to notice him.
Personally, I never got embarrassed...that was until they switched from paper to plastic bags....found it too hard to breath in them. Pity there was no on-line shopping back in those days....