Me and a couple of my friends at school decided it would be funny to make up a list of humorus things that we could try to do before we die. So far I have come up with 125 things to do. It might not seem as funny to some of you on here because you might not understand some of the things like the way me and my friends do. I know at least one reader on here should understand just because of the fact that we're best friends.(Capt. Cornbread) So here it goes.............
1. Go snipe hunting
2. Go to a Chinese restraunt and order mexican food.
3. lose some weight
4. don't gain any of that weight back
5. throw up on somebodies lunch that I don't really get along with
6. actually graduate high school
7. Become a veteranarian
8. punch Skyler Baldwin in the face.
9. go to a local walmart and spend the night.
10. back up into a red car at fall homecomming just like Capt. Cornbread did.
11. get a speeding ticket just like Capt. for going 26miles over the speed limit.
12.Set my principal Mr. Saxton on fire.
13.-16. were made up by my friend andy pargeon.
13. get a tattoo
14. spontainiously lick somebody
15. suck a duck
16. smack someone's hiney that I don't know
17. Turn Michael Jackson black(sorry all you mj fans)
18. Kiss a certain someones that i won't mention.
19. Touch Usher's body!
20. kiss Usher!
21. Go to Austrailia
22. Ride a llama to school
23. Take the llama on my school bus.
24. Enroll the llama in school
25. Raise llamas and goats on my own ranch.
26. Get in a fight with my principal
27. Roll my principal's house
28. Throw a filpflop at my principal
29. Make my principal choke on a noodle!
30. Set up a llama petting zoo infront of my school.
31.Kill Barney the purple dinosaur!~Sorry Shaun!
32. Go skinny dipping
33. Some how make it so that the loud mouth of my school can no longer talk.
34. laugh my rear off after # 33 happens
35. Throw a party after #'s 33 and 34 happen
36. Go to a different church to see what a different religion is like.
37. Take a grill that they sell at Walmart and have a cook out before buying it.
38. Call a bunches of ppl to come to the cookout.
39. Wear a bra on the outside of my clothes.
40. Wear blue instead of green on St. Patty's day and see how many times I get pinched just because Capt. Cornbread told me that blue was the official color not green.
41. Try to see how long I can go with out saying ne thing bad.
42. Eat some worms.
43. Put a condom on somebody's car antenna.
44. Be on amer. idol and sing the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song!
45. do the same but sing the Rubber Ducky Song!
46. Make a song dedicated to the llamas
47. become the #1 blogger on here!~yeah right, I'd have to beat Brad Wardell's 34,000 and some points. lol.
48. get ranked higher that my good old buddy Capt.
49. get Shane....oops...I mean shaun.lol.....to not say anything nasty for one whole day.
50. Stuff my friend Devin in a locker.
51. Stuff my principal in a locker.
52. Beat the living daylights out of my "big brother" Ryan.
53. Convince my friend Alex Hoffman that he is the meanest guy in the world. lol.
54. Have one big beasty family. most of you won't get this one
ok im gonna stop here for so you don't have to read so many. I'll post the other half next time. Hope you all found them funny. lol. Untill next time.......
~carebear~
