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His Imperial Ice-creaminess returns from the wastes of Exile

and doesn't that just frost some peoples asses

June 5, 2006 3:56:29 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
I return from the wastelands of the non-JU universe... no doubt to universal applause and rapturous outpourings of spontaneous luuuuuuuuuuuurve, baby.

Or maybe not.

Before I left I thought I wouldn't really miss this obscure corner of reality - and yet I did. Even though I found a new audience to torment over at the Guardian's 'comment is free' site (Link) where, as the Bald Avenger, I thrash the omnipresent hordes of Eurodweebs and their pissant sympathisers from around the globe wherever I catch them complaining that "America doesn't understand how much our superior culture is needed over there in neo-con redneck land."

Mmhm. Amazing to think that three years ago I was one of these creatures....

I shortly go to New York for a week, to a CAD bootcamp. I was going to blog about my experience by proxy and have Sabrina post an account of my time there, and now I'm happy to say that all of JU will now be privy to my thoughts at first hand.

My you lucky, lucky things. Dontcha feel just honored n privileged? Dontcha dontcha dontcha? I bet you do.
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Reply #1 June 5, 2006 3:57:03 PM
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. boo
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Reply #2 June 5, 2006 5:00:01 PM
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Welcome back Emp.

Good luck on the trip and have lots of fun!

New York will love ya!
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Reply #3 June 5, 2006 5:04:36 PM
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Good to see you around again!
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Reply #4 June 5, 2006 5:14:53 PM
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I'm glad you're back. I always enjoyed your articles even though a lot of 'em flew right over my silly little neo-con redneck head.

Welcome back.
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Reply #5 June 5, 2006 5:44:42 PM
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welcome back.
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Reply #6 June 5, 2006 6:25:35 PM
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Yeah, good to see you back.
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Reply #7 June 5, 2006 7:17:50 PM
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Well. What a bunch of sweethearts n darlins you all are. Thank you very much.

I heard allllllllllllllllll kinds of rumours about an outbreak of universal hatred directed at my Imperial self upon the intervention of our Local god (nothing wrong with Local gods intervening - its their privilege as gods) which sent me into the outer darkness of my recent Exile. Apparently, there were people saying alll kinds of dreadful things about me - and my response to all of them is this: whatever was said, and whatever was heard, no matter how bad - it was all true, except that even the worst was not bad enough.

I am truly a lord of all evil.
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Reply #8 June 5, 2006 7:47:13 PM
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whatever was said, and whatever was heard, no matter how bad - it was all true, except that even the worst was not bad enough.


This may be so, I will take your word for it.

But I was an utter bitch about you when LW left...and though you may not care...I do apologize for taking my angst out on you.

And to everyone else for having to endure my tantrums.
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Reply #9 June 5, 2006 8:25:45 PM
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Welcome welcome welcome. Having you around should make for some eyebrow-raising reads.
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Reply #10 June 5, 2006 8:46:09 PM
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just saw yer post.

welcome back simon.

elie

ps feeling like crap so excuse the shortness of this/
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Reply #11 June 5, 2006 10:34:34 PM
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To Tova7:

It's ok. When you join me in the fires of ultimate perdition I shall torture you quite horribly and we shall be quits}:->
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Reply #12 June 5, 2006 10:35:35 PM
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Than k you singrdave
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Reply #13 June 5, 2006 10:36:19 PM
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I'm sorry your ill, elie. Feel better soon, and thank you.
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Reply #14 June 5, 2006 10:38:51 PM
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To Shovelheat:

I don't know if I've told you this before but I've often read your posts and always been impressed. You manage to convey a very strong sense of yourself without ever taking yourself too seriously - and Lord, there are some here who should take lessons from you.
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Reply #15 June 5, 2006 10:42:57 PM
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To cactoblasta:

I seem to remember you and I disagreed about various things before my recent departure - but that you were always civil and held up your end rather gamely - which is all that can be asked from an exchange of views. Thank you for the welcome back - I appreciate it.
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Reply #16 June 6, 2006 7:30:12 AM
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Welcome back and good luck at bootcamp.
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Reply #17 June 7, 2006 2:21:14 PM
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Nice! Welcome back Simon! It's good to 'read' you again.
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Reply #18 June 7, 2006 7:25:03 PM
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To KellyW and foreverserenity:

Thank you, Thank you. And Thank you.
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Reply #19 June 10, 2006 10:23:20 PM
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Late to the party as always... welcome back.
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