I opted to go try and find cheap-o replacements. Guess What? Lowes and Home Depot do not carry what I wanted and the "universal" replacements were AWFUL. So back to the handy-dandy plumbing supply store. The pros that frequent this place are always really nice to me when I stop in to ask questions. They carried the right part at 1/3 of the price the big places wanted. Waaa Hoo!
I decided that I'm not living here forever. I'm not going to spend $287 to have a plumber come in and fix it. (And then spend $200 on the fixtures that I *really* liked) once again the cheapskate in me helped me decide what to do!