Just thought i'd start something like this
Here's a few of mine
"When I give food to the poor, the call me a saint; When I ask why the poor have no food, the call me a communist"-Dom Helder Camara
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."-W.C. Fields
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."-W. C. Fields
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. "-Albert Einstien
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."-Albert Einstein
