I would like to thank all of you filthy peasants for voting for me in the JU Awards. Normally I am against the idea of working and middle class people being allowed to vote as you tend to vote in an unacceptable manner, which to be fair many of you did in the JU Awards but you had the good sense to recognise me as the most interesting person on joeuser. If you are all honest I fully deserve this award as most of you are bloody boring – going on and on about your mundane lives, you make me sick.
I would also like to personally thank a certain young lady for voting for me in the most annoying and most senseless categories, I am probably one of the few people who would be pleased about being voted the most annoying person, but if I didn’t annoy a few bible bashing American teenagers I would consider myself a failure.
I also wish to thank myself for writing the most interesting blog; Sir Peter Maxwell is truly the world’s last great raconteur.
Congratulations are in order for Muggaz – well done old chap!
Kind Regards,
Joeuser’s Most Interesting Blogger ™